{3739}{3801}My mother dreamt of four|horses
{3805}{3904}while she was pregnant with|me.
{4850}{4902}Tell me a story, Paul.
{4905}{4945}Not now, Svana, later.
{4949}{5056}Shall I tell you about when|Egil the viking raided Norway,
{5061}{5109}ate his fill of food and drink|and
{5113}{5142}threw up in the farmers' faces?
{5148}{5178}How disgusting...
{5182}{5235}You should know all about|Egil Skallagrimsson.
{5239}{5284}He started drinking when he|was three
{5288}{5344}years old, wrote his first poem
{5349}{5446}when he was six and killed a|man when he was eight
{5450}{5507}after losing to him at football.
{5514}{5595}Once upon a time there|were two brothers:
{5599}{5660}one was called earth|and the other was called worm.
{5665}{5749}People called them earthworm.
{5753}{5844}10 What about them?|Tell us some more.
{5903}{5985}Once upon a time there was|a woman.
{5989}{6074}She called out to her son and|said
{6078}{6211}"Jesse, come in this minute."
{6251}{6355}Then the son came in,|looked at his mother and said:
{6359}{6463}"My name's not Jesse.|My name's Jesus."
{6467}{6547}Was Jesus called Jesse for short?
{6552}{6634}Oh, Paul has all sorts of ideas.
{6638}{6720}Thanks.|You're welcome.
{6895}{6940}I must admit that as time goes|by,
{6945}{6973}Dagny has increasingly become
{6978}{7012}a figment of my imagination.
{7016}{7069}But once she was a girl in the|real
{7074}{7103}world where people
{7108}{7190}are happy and in love.
{7244}{7354}Your blood is rushing|through my veins.
{7360}{7521}If I could, I'd fill my room|with your kisses, lock them
{7528}{7577}inside
{7580}{7684}and throw away the key.
{7695}{7758}You sound like a poet.
{7764}{7827}I am a great poet.
{7832}{7912}Waiting to be discovered.
{7921}{8099}I'm not human. I'm the patch|of blue sky in the fairy tale.
{8103}{8166}Not of this earth.
{8170}{8270}Earth? Where's that?
{8342}{8485}It's part of reality|and that doesn't count.
{8490}{8575}You know what the philosopher|Hegel
{8581}{8626}said when someone
{8630}{8751}claimed that his theories|conflicted with reality:
{8783}{8906}"Poor reality, it must feel bad."
{8949}{9117}But I don't feel bad.|Not if I've got you.
{9465}{9514}You've got it all worked out.|You know exactly what you
{9518}{9578}want.
{9582}{9663}I want to capture the wildness,|the chaos and landscape inside
{9668}{9695}us,
{9699}{9803}the volcanoes in our souls, the|earthquakes when we make
{9807}{9853}Iove.
{9856}{9927}You'll end up being a famous|painter.
{9930}{10020}Crazy, but famous like|Van Gogh and Gaugin.
{10024}{10071}What about you?
{10075}{10112}Me?
{10116}{10215}I'll end up as a village dentist|whose greatest pleasure in life
{10219}{10334}will be pulling teeth out of people|who disagree with me politically.
{10339}{10393}It sounds stupid, I know.
{10396}{10442}but I'd never have believed I|could
{10447}{10478}fall so deeply in love.
{10483}{10539}Dagny's wonderful.
{10543}{10662}Don't be so stupid, it's amazing|how childish you can be.
{10666}{10770}Dagny's an upper-class girl|rebelling against her background.
{10774}{10828}One day she'll fly back to the|nest.
{10832}{10870}You wait and see.
{10874}{10968}Then you'll get the door slammed|right in your face.
{10972}{11094}No, Dagny and I are going|to travel the world together.
{11344}{11428}She'll go crazy.
{11435}{11532}Just a minute, Mother, I'm just|coming.
{11662}{11752}Mother, this is Paul.
{11788}{11867}And what family are you from,|Paul?
{11871}{11912}My father's name is Olaf, and|my
{11917}{11955}mother's called Gudrun.
{11960}{12042}Might I inquire about your father's|profession?
{12046}{12160}He drives a taxi for|the Motorcab Company.
{12165}{12249}I want to see you upstairs.
{12311}{12371}You shouldn't have told her|your dad's a taxi driver.
{12375}{12418}She's such a terrible snob.
{12422}{12487}I thought maybe she just used|another cab company.
{12490}{12560}You never understand anything.
{12997}{13131}Life is a tale told by an idiot...
{13837}{13990}Did I ask the stars for news?|Did the wind bring me tidings?
{13995}{14065}Once, she welcomed me with|a smile.
{14070}{14198}Once she would stand|at the door and laugh.
{14356}{14427}Remember to chew your food|well,
{14432}{14491}preferably 36 times.
{14495}{14590}That's what the homeopaths|say.
{14607}{14706}My brother's been one for years
{14710}{14823}and goes skiing and travels|all over the world.
{14921}{14979}Won't you tell me a story?
{14983}{15042}No, my head hurts too much.
{15046}{15077}What's wrong?
{15081}{15215}Nothing. It's just that this|headache is killing me.
{15594}{15730}Strange about Rognvald.|So much that he said came true.
{15734}{15812}He seemed to hear for whom|the bells of the world toll.
{15816}{15939}He even heard the ringing|of his own church bells.
{16558}{16641}Come and have a word with|me.
{16645}{16758}You can't stay in your room|all day.
{16762}{16861}You'll become strange.
{16885}{16957}There was a hermit where I|lived in the
{16961}{17007}countryside who always kept|to himself.
{17011}{17092}He ended up being very strange|indeed.
{18771}{18871}I was just passing by.
{18894}{18951}You're never at home.
{18955}{19017}I've told you I don't want to|be
{19022}{19108}so tied down.
{19127}{19286}Dagny! You know I can't stop|thinking about you.
{19314}{19405}I love you.
{19411}{19457}I don't feel well.
{19462}{19551}You know it's over, but you're|always coming round here.
{19556}{19690}I want you to leave me alone.
{19707}{19816}I'm still fond of you though.
{19839}{19934}Do you want me to go?
{20388}{20519}I can't find anything to explain|that headache of yours.
{20524}{20579}Nothing?
{20583}{20743}Couldn't it be that the headache|is in your heart, Paul?
{20810}{20857}The doctor asked if I hadn't|got
{20860}{20930}a headache in my heart.
{20935}{21039}I think he might be right.
{21043}{21220}Dagny, there's a dance tomorrow.|I'd like to invite you.
{21271}{21330}No, I don't want to go.
{21333}{21385}Why not?
{21390}{21527}I just don't like dances.|I don't want to go.
{21531}{21669}It's a really big event.|Everyone's going.
{21673}{21723}I don't care, I don't want to|go.
{21727}{21794}That kind of thing bores me.
{21825}{21889}But I'll go to a movie with you.
{21893}{22071}You will? OK. What do you want|to see?
{22082}{22138}I think Chaplin's City Lights|is on
{22141}{22183}at the University Cinema.
{22187}{22236}That's great.
{24034}{24136}Can't you turn that down|just a little bit?
{24140}{24217}This is not accordion music!
{24222}{24285}You're so tense.
{24288}{24353}We just can't figure you out.
{24355}{24417}You don't have to figure me|out.
{24421}{24474}I'm leaving.
{24759}{24974}Paul! Don't sulk like that.|Everyone suffers in love.
{25074}{25236}I told you she was just trying|to be a rebel and that one day
{25240}{25323}she'd slam the door in your face.
{25328}{25420}She'll find herself some rich|kid.
{25424}{25515}But don't worry, there are plenty|more fish in the sea.
{25518}{25596}I was just hoping.
{25599}{25684}You know.
{25795}{25963}I can't stand it. Making me|stand outside with both tickets
{25967}{26054}then sit alone in the dark.
{26058}{26128}And at a Chaplin film too.
{26131}{26206}It mattered that it was a Chaplin|film,
{26210}{26284}and such a sad one at that.
{26288}{26403}It wouldn't have been so bad|if it was some other film.
{26407}{26480}like Planet of the Apes.
{26484}{26581}That's what women are like.
{26590}{26668}Look at this.
{26706}{26787}Cool knife.
{26791}{26851}Egil Skallagrimsson wouldn't|have had
{26856}{26970}any trouble making it bloody.
{27122}{27186}Waiter!
{27189}{27301}Someone's ejaculated all over|my food!
{28146}{28211}- No pushing in here, friend.|- Did you say something?
{28216}{28296}I just said you should wait|in line like everybody else.
{28901}{29040}There will be no charges|and we'll drive you home.
{29045}{29198}You ought to take a look at what|you get up to. Seriously.
{29273}{29392}Somebody was trying to trip|me up.
{30119}{30242}No thanks. I don't want to sleep|with you, however much you
{30246}{30326}try.
{30478}{30550}Don't make such a noise|while you're eating.
{30554}{30584}Am I making a noise?
{30588}{30624}Yes, you are.
{30628}{30679}- Don't do that.|- Shut up!
{30683}{30762}You're mad.
{30768}{30862}You know how sensitive Harald|is.
{30894}{30973}I told you to shut up!
{31070}{31179}This can't go on. We must do|something.
{31184}{31285}He's not behaving normally.
{31301}{31416}So you want to send him to hospital?
{31428}{31513}What will he be like there?
{31517}{31648}Writhing in a straightjacket,|full up with medication.
{31657}{31719}What will would people say|then?
{31722}{31802}He's making everyone suffer.
{31806}{31897}We must think of the other children.
{32325}{32403}It's the woman from next door.
{32409}{32483}I will not tolerate this.
{32653}{32715}I have decided to accept your|offer
{32719}{32767}of carnal relations.
{32771}{32838}You are welcome to come over,|though.
{32842}{32897}Don't worry about your husband.
{32900}{32977}He is fiction from start to finish.
{32981}{33075}A written contract is offered|if you so desire.
{33079}{33162}Yours sincerely, Paul.
{33266}{33335}My parents want to talk to me.
{33339}{33399}They ask me to come out and|have
{33403}{33453}something to eat, talk things|over.
{33457}{33511}They ask me all kinds of things.
{33515}{33568}And they promise not to do anything.
{33573}{33667}They promise not to say anything.
{33682}{33796}We're going for a Sunday drive.
{33954}{34041}I'll come along.
{34268}{34363}That house is a funny colour.
{34368}{34450}It certainly is.
{34460}{34571}Are you making fun of me?
{34577}{34709}It's the same colour as my coat.
{35219}{35301}How did the newspaper|know I'm a painter?
{35306}{35349}Did you tell them?
{35353}{35406}What?|What am I supposed to have
{35410}{35448}told them?
{35453}{35559}Who's following me around with|a camera?
{35563}{35641}I know you're all behind this.
{35647}{35707}Did the sergeant talk to you?
{35710}{35767}What are you talking about?
{35772}{35838}You pretend not to understand,|with your photographers
{35843}{35907}and your journalists.
{35911}{35989}How much are you paying them?
{36076}{36163}This young man wanted to hold|an exhibition of his paintings.
{36168}{36224}at the police station.
{36372}{36449}Lizards and crocodiles chased|me.
{36455}{36529}Monsters tried to strangle me.
{36533}{36623}Then God told me I was the last|man
{36627}{36687}on earth, and I should begin
{36691}{36851}building, and that I should turn|my room into an ark.
{39377}{39458}You coming on board?
{39682}{39785}Paul, Rognvald's on the phone.
{39915}{40042}Tell him the knife's in the lake.
{40498}{40573}See, what did I tell you?
{40578}{40626}Paul wants to take a look inside|your school bag.
{40630}{40706}Have you two gone mad?
{40715}{40776}See, what did I tell you?
{40780}{40902}He keeps a gun in his school|bag.
{43294}{43343}Where am I?
{43347}{43435}At the Klepp psychiatric hospital.
{43440}{43520}What about you?
{43526}{43576}Are you there too?
{43581}{43668}Yes, my name's Brynjolf.
{43695}{43747}We're supposed to try to sort|this
{43753}{43815}business out.
{43826}{43950}Now I thank my lucky stars|Brynjolf was there, not Ludvik.
{44037}{44097}He's qualified to deal|with people like me.
{44102}{44164}I belonged to the world of madmen.
{44170}{44301}I was goo-goo and ga-ga, ding-dong,|bing-bong, round the bend.
{44306}{44410}On the eternal last stop,|a professional loner.
{45423}{45519}Don't you get any money?
{45523}{45572}Don't you earn royalties for|all
{45576}{45620}the Beatles' songs you've written?
{45625}{45694}No, they take it all.
{45698}{45799}I'm locked up in hospital|and send them the songs by
{45804}{45885}telepathy.
{45889}{45945}But the Beatles aren't|together any more.
{45950}{45998}That doesn't matter.
{46002}{46155}They still receive my telepathic|messages and release my songs.
{46178}{46251}The Beatles are crap.
{46255}{46374}They're jerks,|uneducated dockside kids.
{46398}{46506}But they're better than Hitler.
{46512}{46601}Don't you go talking about Hitler.
{46605}{46664}You talk like a Nazi.
{46667}{46723}Adolf knew his stuff.
{46727}{46863}That's why he wanted to|exterminate lunatics like you.
{46873}{46958}Why is he such a Nazi?
{46961}{47077}Whenever he comes in here,|he thinks he's Hitler.
{47081}{47206}When he's in the isolation cell|he thinks he's in his bunker
{47211}{47289}and demands cyanide for himself|and Eva Braun.
{47294}{47390}He went to university in England.|He's a very clever guy.
{47394}{47521}He knows all there is to know|about medication and literature.
{47525}{47579}But why Hitler?
{47584}{47621}I don't know.
{47625}{47746}I've never met the old guys,|Napoleon and Bismarck.
{47750}{47844}Only Hitler and Kennedy.
{47870}{48010}Personally, I'd be quite happy|just to be President of Iceland.
{49009}{49109}Peter! Why? Why?
{49163}{49261}Peter, look at me.
{49593}{49724}Why are you like this?
{50228}{50280}Johanna! Johanna!
{50283}{50359}Wait!
{50363}{50438}Don't go! Johanna!
{50484}{50566}Don't go, Johanna.
{50622}{50719}I want to talk to Johanna.
{51044}{51214}I used to be a drummer,|now I can hardly lift the sticks.
{51229}{51365}The sound of drumming is like|the warders' footsteps.
{51423}{51491}When I was a boy,
{51495}{51597}the patients went around in|uniforms
{51601}{51667}that looked like canvas bags.
{51671}{51743}They changed that ages ago.
{51746}{51867}The policy now is to make hospitals|look as much like
{51871}{51933}ordinary homes as possible.
{51938}{52010}Why do you think that is?
{52015}{52118}Because ordinary homes have|become
{52122}{52207}so much like hospitals.
{52325}{52505}Listen, that's the bass drum,|the bass drum of life,
{52541}{52695}like blues that can't remember|what they're about any more.
{53042}{53080}Get into your rooms.
{53085}{53132}Yes, Mr. Hotel Manager, sir.
{53137}{53179}Can you remember my number?
{53182}{53333}Shut up and don't go around|pretending to be special.
{54625}{54717}Do you know how long you're|in that place for?
{54721}{54764}No.
{54774}{54839}You'll be back home|as soon as you're better.
{54843}{54876}Yes.
{54880}{54965}I know you'll recover, Paul.
{54969}{55044}I remember when you were|little
{55048}{55091}and that strange man they called
{55095}{55192}Old Baldwin looked|into your pram and said:
{55196}{55290}"Angels watch over this boy."
{55294}{55392}Sit up and look at this.
{55555}{55698}Here's one of you in your pram|and another on that farm.
{55702}{55760}And all your school photographs.
{55765}{55798}Do you remember when you|came
{55802}{55840}home with your report card?
{55844}{55869}Yes.
{55872}{55898}That was fun.
{55901}{55972}Yes.
{55982}{56033}Oskar.
{56037}{56105}That's right.
{56109}{56251}His father painted landscapes|with the Klepp hospital in them
{56257}{56329}and no one would buy them|because the hospital was in
{56333}{56382}them.
{56386}{56481}People seem to have|something against hospitals
{56485}{56564}He must be in a bad way, that|one.
{56569}{56652}Well, he's certainly depressed.
{56733}{56818}Brynjolf the psychiatrist carries|us on his shoulders.
{56823}{56878}Our problems are his problems.
{56882}{56945}I think he spends more time with|us than with people who are
{56949}{56983}are considered to be normal.
{56987}{57037}I suspect he thinks more of us|than of
{57041}{57152}them, that the therapy works|both ways.
{57542}{57706}Consider the lilies of the field,|how they grow.
{57741}{57903}They toil not, neither do they|spin.
{57913}{57991}And yet I say unto you, that|even
{57996}{58089}Solomon in all his glory was|not
{58093}{58221}arrayed like one of these.
{59012}{59096}Why aren't you doing vocational|training like the others?
{59101}{59186}Knitting like an old lady?|No thanks.
{59191}{59308}I didn't cut off my ear in a former|life to end up knitting socks
{59312}{59353}in a mental asylum.
{59358}{59439}We have rules here|and you have to obey them.
{59443}{59496}You think you're superior to|the others.
{59502}{59557}You regard yourself as an artist|and think a lot of yourself
{59561}{59605}but in here you have to take|part
{59608}{59690}just like everyone else.
{59704}{59846}If I were a woman you couldn't|force me to join a women's circle.
{59851}{59907}At the handicraft sessions I|feel
{59911}{59971}like I'm at a women's circle.
{59975}{60040}But I'm not a woman.
{60044}{60094}That's nonsense.
{60098}{60210}Can't you give me a better reason|for not joining in?
{60214}{60388}A man has seven lives, as many|as the days of the week.
{60392}{60483}How is that relevant?
{60627}{60755}Well, in my present life, it's|Sunday.
{61050}{61149}What are you up to, Victor?
{61154}{61267}I'm trying to turn myself into|the square root of two.
{61272}{61438}Then I'll possess secrets that|will destroy their world.
{61443}{61538}I'll sweep them away like flies.
{61543}{61615}Then the trial will recommence.
{61632}{61714}I thought you were studying|at the university.
{61719}{61779}They came and took me away.
{61783}{61831}I took a bank loan in the name|of
{61834}{61929}the Fuhrer and was celebrating
{61933}{62010}with Himmler when they came.
{62015}{62120}The bank manager didn't find|anything wrong with the signature.
{62125}{62256}By then I'd moved on|to applied pharmacology.
{62292}{62403}So Hitler took a bank loan?
{62691}{62799}You don't get a diploma|when you leave that place.
{62803}{62949}The psychiatric hospital doors|close and reality takes over.
{63533}{63631}This is for you.
{63687}{63763}Isn't it nice to be back home?
{63767}{63850}Yes.
{65852}{65984}So he goes to the bank|and asks for a loan.
{65987}{66062}Victor's like that, so sophistcated.
{66066}{66140}And they lend him lots of money.
{66144}{66256}Then they look at the signature|and it says Adolf Hitler.
{66262}{66360}So they bring him in, totally|crazy.
{66364}{66438}Hello Paul! Having a coffee?
{66442}{66535}I don't think so.
{66553}{66636}I'll come with you.
{66815}{66892}Do you think Jesus was mentally|ill?
{66898}{67073}No, but I know he'd be put|in an asylum if he came now.
{67112}{67234}- Where are you going?|- To see the President.
{67239}{67307}Don't be so stupid.
{67896}{67994}Could I see the President?
{67999}{68062}What do you want to see him|for?
{68067}{68105}I need to talk to him.
{68109}{68147}And your name?
{68151}{68192}Oli.
{68196}{68272}And what do you do, Oli?
{68277}{68331}I'm a songwriter.
{68335}{68381}Who is that?
{68386}{68484}His name is Oli and he says|he writes songs.
{68487}{68528}Invite him in.
{68533}{68635}It's not every day|you meet a songwriter.
{68762}{68857}Welcome, Oli. Please come inside.
{68917}{68990}So, you cannot see yourself|doing
{68995}{69041}anything else than
{69047}{69144}writing pop songs
{69150}{69211}in telepathic form?
{69215}{69315}No, and that's exactly why|that I came to see you.
{69319}{69418}I've often thought,|when you leave office,
{69421}{69536}whether I couldn't become the|President.
{69576}{69735}Well, I think you would make|a splendid president.
{69778}{69941}Since I'll be the next President,|can't I take the car in advance?
{69947}{70012}I suppose so.
{70981}{71082}I'll stop taking that medication.
{71220}{71335}It's incredible what|a recovery he's made.
{71342}{71422}He's stopping taking medication.
{71426}{71517}You see what they do to people.
{71713}{71779}Making ourselves comfortable,|are we?
{71782}{71840}It's just like being in Mallorca.
{71844}{71912}You're looking in good shape|these days.
{71916}{71975}I could swim the seven seas.
{71985}{72123}But don't you want to get a job?
{72139}{72279}- I'm thinking of writing a book.|- You write a book?
{72283}{72331}I could just imagine Halldor Laxness
{72335}{72392}sitting in his garden reading|a porno magazine.
{72396}{72493}Laxness. Who's that?
{72798}{72858}I need some money.
{72863}{72927}You're not getting a cent.
{72930}{73018}I'm not getting what?
{73052}{73110}Didn't you hear what I said?
{73114}{73215}You've got no use for money.|What would you do with money?
{73220}{73257}I'm going away.
{73261}{73376}You've got no use for money.
{73423}{73494}If you don't give me some money,|I'll kill you.
{73498}{73577}Come on, that's enough. I'll call|the police to come and get you.
{73582}{73639}- You're not calling anyone.|- Start behaving civilized then.
{73643}{73696}You get free board and lodging,|but you
{73700}{73745}can't have money when you|feel like it.
{73748}{73819}I can't what...?
{73847}{73924}- Let me have some money!|- How much do you need?
{73928}{74008}How much have you got?
{75673}{75754}You coming along?
{75759}{75857}- Where to?|- America.
{75861}{75954}What am I supposed to do there?
{75958}{76048}You could hold the radio.
{76864}{76943}Leave that alone!
{78108}{78223}I hope you can eat this, Paul.
{78371}{78440}What have you done to him?
{78445}{78521}Done to him, what do you mean?
{78525}{78602}He's on so much medication|he can hardly speak.
{78606}{78683}It's Easter and a lot of the staff|are on holiday.
{78688}{78751}We have to keep the patients|sedated or we wouldn't
{78755}{78847}be able to get on with our work.
{79475}{79576}I've come to fetch the genius.
{79754}{79828}Hello, Rognvald.
{79831}{79885}I decided to visit you. They|are
{79889}{79945}letting me take you for a drive.
{80564}{80617}What's it like in there?
{80621}{80675}It's okay.
{80679}{80767}Just like any other job,
{80772}{80881}except that you're|not allowed to go on strike.
{80898}{80982}So you did it, you're a dentist.
{80986}{81055}But I wish you'd been|a psychiatrist instead.
{81058}{81104}You do?
{81107}{81212}I think you might have been|able to cure me.
{81215}{81321}It's hard enough to keep myself|on the right side of the line.
{81327}{81432}No, Rognvald, I can't imagine|anything healthier in our society
{81437}{81516}than a wealthy dentist driving|a jeep.
{81521}{81568}At least, there's no room for|them
{81571}{81649}at the madhouse.
{81652}{81795}Just remember the madhouse|exists just about everywhere.
{81928}{81983}It doesn't matter which way|you look at psychiatrists.
{81987}{82076}They're just not|like most other people.
{82088}{82162}Check.
{82174}{82231}Well, my shift's over now.
{82234}{82292}But our game isn't.
{82296}{82383}We'll finish the game then.
{82440}{82546}Check, and mate.
{82560}{82625}Exactly.
{82647}{82716}Well, bye then.
{82737}{82817}Great guy, that new warder.
{82826}{82921}Not a bit like Silly Willy.
{83166}{83216}Where do you think you're going?
{83220}{83316}I've just finished my shift.|Will you unlock the door for me
{83321}{83428}- That shift finished ages ago.|- Come on, I'll miss the bus.
{83432}{83487}- So you think you work here,|do you?
{83491}{83546}- I just started.
{83551}{83655}That's what they all say.|Come along with me, my lad.
{83967}{84016}I travelled the solar system|and saw
{84020}{84066}all the colours that ever were.
{84069}{84117}I went to China and wrote|my doctoral dissertation.
{84122}{84206}It's just as good as any of that|crap you've read, Victor.
{84211}{84254}It's about Schiller and I keep|on
{84258}{84314}phoning China to get a copy of|it.
{84319}{84376}But no one takes any notice|of you when youre like this
{84381}{84440}and you're like this because|no one takes notice of you.
{84444}{84548}God, you lot have travelled|all over the place, but I've never
{84552}{84600}been farther than the airport.
{84604}{84665}Are people in China very|interested in Schiller?
{84670}{84729}Yes, people in China are very|interested in Schiller.
{84733}{84801}In China, nothing's irrelevant.|You're no better than them.
{84805}{84874}You don't believe me either.|You just believe what you say
{84878}{84916}and it's no better than what|I
{84920}{84986}say just because you say it.
{84990}{85054}Perhaps the LSD turned the|world
{85059}{85125}upside down inside his head.
{85129}{85273}I can't see that it matters|which way the world turns.
{85317}{85381}He's got China on the brain.
{85385}{85486}That's because he's got|such a big brain.
{85594}{85705}I flew. I really flew.
{85784}{85948}I threw myself out because|I knew I could fly.
{85963}{86122}I jumped out of the window|and I just flew.
{86169}{86247}But I still fell.
{86371}{86441}Hey, Peter
{86484}{86565}We ought to get that|new warder to take us
{86569}{86715}up to the University to|check out about your thesis.
{86789}{86887}I'm sure they've sent it there.
{86907}{87005}We can see your daughter too.
{87119}{87174}You're a schizophrenic and I|think
{87178}{87221}schizophrenia is deeply rooted|in
{87225}{87266}the Icelandic character.
{87270}{87388}Look at all that belief in elves|and spirits, ghosts and trolls.
{87392}{87468}It's evidence of a split personality.
{87471}{87552}NATO made me crazy.
{87556}{87654}I was born on the day|Iceland joined NATO.
{87658}{87779}Every year the communists|protest against my birthday.
{87783}{87836}Isn't that going a bit far?
{87842}{87982}No, it's all the same thing.|The mental hospital and society.
{87986}{88020}What?
{88024}{88099}Just read the NATO treaty.
{88103}{88175}I never did get round to doing|that.
{88179}{88247}No, you lot can never be bothered|to think about such things.
{88252}{88324}We are given medication|to keep us under control.
{88328}{88383}Big doses to counteract the|symptoms of insanity, with
{88387}{88441}high protein binding and a|strong effect
{88445}{88485}on signals to the brain.
{88488}{88545}But societies use weapons to|defend themselves against
{88550}{88608}all the madness in the world.
{88612}{88676}So the world's a madman|in microcosm, deranged,
{88680}{88756}a split personality with chronic|psychosis.
{88760}{88809}That's why I say that when|Iceland
{88813}{88853}joined NATO, the chaos inside|my
{88857}{88953}head was ratified by this country's|government.
{88957}{89083}You ought to write a book|about these ideas of yours.
{89087}{89169}I might just do that.
{89224}{89381}But tell me, what do you think|about Southern Sausages?
{89416}{89508}SS, you mean the hot dogs?
{89512}{89605}Precisely that, SS.
{89621}{89719}Don't you think it's outrageous|for the largest food producer
{89725}{89899}in Iceland to have the same name|as Hitler's stormtroopers?
{89973}{90135}If you carry on like that, you|and I will have to swap seats.
{90252}{90357}You and Peter can go|into town with Eysteinn.
{90895}{90963}That's my daughter.
{91003}{91142}You know you're forbidden|to come round here.
{91146}{91252}If you're seen around here|again, we'll call the police.
{91348}{91418}Use the saucer.
{91434}{91545}Have you heard the story about|Marco Polo and the saucer?
{91550}{91599}The Chinese visited by Marco|Polo
{91604}{91669}put a bowl over their tea cups
{91673}{91779}which is logical, because|the bowl kept it warm.
{91784}{91931}At sea the ship pitched and rolled|so much that the bowl ended up
{91936}{92023}under the cup, and it's been|there ever since.
{92028}{92161}There's so much in our culture|that's based on misunderstanding.
{92874}{92954}Wait for me here.
{93433}{93522}They couldn't find anything.
{94446}{94512}Peter!
{94804}{94877}Help!
{94890}{94958}Help!
{95129}{95194}- Where's the other loony?|- I don't know...
{95198}{95271}Shut up! You were trying to|escape.
{95274}{95344}You idiots!
{95454}{95548}Stay here and don't move.
{95724}{95813}- He's escaped.|- I know.
{95959}{96009}Police.
{97391}{97454}Aren't we going to the funeral?
{97458}{97541}Not me.
{97563}{97626}Why not?
{97649}{97736}What would I do there?
{97740}{97841}As far as I can see, this is all|one big funeral.
{97845}{97939}Peter was our friend. I miss|him.
{97963}{98059}So what? If you went to the|funeral
{98063}{98105}of every patient here,
{98108}{98235}you'd spend your whole life|sitting on a church pew.
{98239}{98318}Besides, funerals bore me.
{98473}{98527}You can't only do things you|like.
{98531}{98650}I'm not going.|It's just one patient less.
{98654}{98703}Don't talk like that.
{98709}{98799}We're all equal before God,
{98805}{98877}even if we are ill.
{98880}{98952}We're angels.
{98956}{99017}Angels of the universe.
{99021}{99174}God's not interested in us,|nor in anyone else.
{99273}{99399}He's dead.|Nietzsche killed him.
{99452}{99509}How did he go about that?
{99515}{99579}With a single sentence.
{99583}{99701}He just said "God is dead."
{99720}{99836}And people realized that's|what it's all about.
{99874}{100026}I know Peter was fond of us.|We were friends.
{100029}{100200}Nonsense. The fact that we're|friends is the best proof that
{100204}{100303}we haven't got any friends.
{100427}{100504}But we're human beings too.
{100508}{100616}Look at that bunch in parliament.
{100620}{100702}People like that are two a penny,
{100706}{100758}but you can't find people like|us
{100762}{100834}anywhere except in asylums.
{100838}{100902}Stop that nonsense.
{100907}{101062}Human beings? I can't think|of anything more revolting.
{101071}{101154}We're not bloody human beings!
{101159}{101234}What are we then?
{101240}{101321}Walking shadows!
{101325}{101432}Death! You talk about death!
{101467}{101598}Funerals! Friendship! It's all|crap.
{101633}{101755}All that our deaths mean is|a saving for the health system.
{101760}{101935}If you want to do the taxpayers|a favour, go and hang yourself.
{101947}{102035}You're a complete fascist.
{102098}{102235}I know old Adolf killed lunatics,|but don't forget he was just
{102239}{102355}putting into practice what|a lot of people think.
{102785}{102842}Is anything wrong?
{102845}{102935}We're just talking things over.
{102938}{102987}I've been listening to you.
{102990}{103122}Even when I'm writing songs|I still hear what people say.
{103128}{103285}I'll tell you one thing, Victor,|despite all those books you've read
{103290}{103400}you are wise because reading|books doesn t make you wise.
{103405}{103501}I can't read more than|two lines before I give up.
{103505}{103617}But I do know that Buddha said:
{103621}{103732}"It's better to know little about|the holy writings and live by
{103737}{103773}them
{103777}{103835}than to know a lot about the|holy writings
{103839}{103897}but not live by them."
{103901}{103953}That's my boy, Oli!
{103957}{104033}That's bullshit.
{104222}{104306}You and your stupid Beatles.
{104311}{104397}We'll all go to the funeral, but...
{104401}{104522}...that doesn't mean to say that|we actually need to attend it.
{104527}{104628}It's not that Peter wasn't our|friend.
{104633}{104779}We just don't want to get in|the way.
{104981}{105056}As they say in the Icelandic|Sagas:
{105060}{105120}"We really took Russia by storm."
{105124}{105168}For a long time afterwards,|we
{105172}{105206}were banned from going to town.
{105210}{105286}I want emphasize to you that|you are being trusted.
{105290}{105427}But I'm not sure we would have|wanted to miss any of this.
{105465}{105616}You may go the funeral alone,|without a warder.
{105697}{105818}The point is that you're being|trusted.
{105823}{105952}But you have to prove that you|are worthy of such trust.
{106035}{106104}We could go to a caf'.
{106108}{106159}That would be fun.
{106163}{106235}I think we should|go to the Hotel Grill.
{106238}{106277}What Grill?
{106281}{106333}The Grill at Hotel Saga.
{106337}{106428}It's the only decent|restaurant in town.
{106432}{106479}I can't afford that.
{106482}{106533}Nor me.
{106537}{106577}This is on me.
{106581}{106717}Take off those stupid headbands|and everything will be fine.
{107736}{107846}I was asked to bring you this.
{108079}{108192}You'd think that Victor|came here every night.
{108219}{108322}It's all right. I told the waiters|you were some relatives
{108327}{108410}from some remote valley up|in the north of the country.
{108414}{108456}- Did they believe you?|- Yes.
{108459}{108508}I told them you rarely came|to town and
{108512}{108574}I've been helping you to sell|your farm.
{108578}{108644}Did they ask what you do?
{108647}{108761}No, but I said I'm|in the property business.
{108801}{108847}Your table is ready.
{109587}{109712}You just think about the food.|I'll choose the wine.
{109729}{109829}I'll just have the same as you.
{109833}{109933}Yes, I trust you Victor.
{110113}{110251}I'll have grilled lobster|tails as a starter.
{110257}{110409}Then for the main course,|roasted loin of beef.
{110421}{110472}Amazing.
{110477}{110537}Unbelievable.
{110542}{110657}Oli, this is just like going out|for dinner with the President.
{110662}{110820}We'll have Marquis de Riscal|with the starter
{110923}{111052}and the Fontareque de|Chose vintage with the main
{111278}{111346}So that's all settled, lads.
{111350}{111486}It should be like this all the time.
{111839}{111907}Splendid.
{112518}{112593}Just think, if we were back|there
{112598}{112643}the best we could hope for
{112648}{112726}would be sausage with gravy|and canned peas.
{112730}{112829}The very thought makes me|want to throw up.
{113043}{113090}Cheers for Peter.
{113094}{113153}Cheers.
{113162}{113271}You could say this is a kind|of a wake.
{113275}{113357}It is a wake.
{113364}{113448}This is how we say|farewell to our friend.
{113453}{113560}He's gone and won't come back.
{113564}{113636}But we sit here and honour his|memory.
{113639}{113721}Cheers.
{113917}{113996}Can't we ask him just|to leave the bottle here?
{114000}{114120}No, that simply is not done.|We just order a refill.
{114124}{114165}I've got some sleeping tablets|to have
{114170}{114204}with the brandy, if you like.
{114209}{114267}No thanks, I prefer ice cream.
{114271}{114347}Same here.
{114561}{114679}Could you bring the landowners
{114701}{114818}some more coffee, another cognac|and
{114823}{114899}the finest ice cream in the house.
{114903}{114973}Certainly, sir.
{114992}{115100}And some cigars and the bill.
{115129}{115198}And some more cognac!
{115548}{115629}Look!
{115672}{115826}Nice bill. Definitely|not for people on welfare.
{115830}{115904}No.
{116423}{116496}I can't accept this as a cheque.
{116500}{116574}We're all patients at the Klepp|psychiatric hospital.
{116579}{116682}Please be so kind as to call|the police immediately.
{116688}{116754}It was an exceptionally pleasant|meal.
{116758}{116873}We will certainly consider coming|again.
{116986}{117069}Waiter!
{117157}{117267}Would you mind bringing|a jug of cold water?
{118251}{118317}Are we taking them down to|the station?
{118321}{118366}No, I talked to the sergeant.
{118370}{118456}He said to go straight|back to the asylum.
{118461}{118525}So, how was the meal, lads?
{118529}{118576}Excellent.
{118581}{118661}I've never tasted food|like that before.
{118664}{118732}- You had wine with it?|- Yes.
{118736}{118826}- And cigars too?|- Yes.
{118829}{118891}From Cuba, Castro specials.
{118895}{118975}You don't do things by halves.
{119445}{119521}You're so smart, aren't you.
{119525}{119612}The head waiter phoned|and told me everything.
{119616}{119693}It's not you who get into trouble,|it's us.
{119697}{119806}Victor! Come in here!
{119886}{119989}You deserve a beating.
{120012}{120104}You lie about going to a funeral|and the police bring you back
{120108}{120203}totally drunk from a restaurant|where you order the best food
{120208}{120269}but haven't got|any money to pay for it.
{120273}{120343}I see no reason|to discuss this with you.
{120347}{120439}Who do you want|to discuss it with then?
{120443}{120512}- Brynjolf.|- Brynjolf?
{120516}{120615}Maybe you plan to take him|along with you next time?
{120620}{120704}Well, I'm not inviting you,|that's for sure.
{120708}{120826}Scum! You lot are nothing but|scum!
{120887}{120960}Help! Help!
{121010}{121097}Give that bastard a shot of sedative!
{121226}{121365}I took it like any other joke,|that old cynicism of his.
{121369}{121456}And I didn't want to die then.
{121461}{121623}He was a true friend who never|forgot me even though I'd been
{121627}{121740}buried alive in that asylum,|and no one else cared where
{121745}{121827}I was.
{122017}{122127}It's easy, Paul. Just put your|foot
{122131}{122217}down on the accelerator...
{122344}{122432}Poor Rognvald!
{122448}{122536}He'd done so well for himself.
{122540}{122715}He had a house and a car|a lovely wife and clever children.
{122735}{122850}How could he do that to them?
{122894}{122982}Yes, Rognvald. The madhouse|is all over
{122986}{123042}the place, not just in the hospital,
{123047}{123102}or the palace, it's also|a pattern woven from threads
{123107}{123135}so fine
{123139}{123186}that no one can separate them.
{123190}{123239}Neither the emperor nor small|children.
{123244}{123345}Not me and not you.
{123784}{123882}I'm going then.
{124059}{124136}No one in my position ought|to dream
{124140}{124200}about climbing higher in society
{124205}{124341}than the top floor|of a rehabilitation block.
{124955}{125026}This wall might fall down one|day,
{125030}{125070}but the walls between me
{125076}{125145}and the world will never fall|down.
{125150}{125218}They stand unbreachable and|firm,
{125223}{125375}even though no one can see|them with the naked eye.
{125785}{125901}You haven't looked after your|angels.
{126311}{126423}It's raining.
{126496}{126588}Any news from the hospital?
{126623}{126799}I haven't been there for ages.|It isn't what it used to be.
{126889}{127015}No one goes there now unless|they're in perfect health.
{127020}{127178}These days you have to go there|voluntarily and few people do.
{127255}{127373}Then when you're ill there isn't|any room for you.
{127377}{127506}There's mainly staff out there|these days.
{127674}{127752}Where are you going?
{127756}{127837}Out into the rain.
{129193}{129283}Leave my hamburger alone.
{129287}{129338}You owe me some money.
{129342}{129414}Since when?
{129419}{129507}You just do. You owe me money.
{129511}{129558}Don't you lie to me.
{129562}{129620}I don't owe you a thing.
{129625}{129704}You owe me plenty.
{129707}{129769}You're lying.
{129772}{129847}Give me my hamburger.
{129851}{129918}I'm hungry.
{129921}{130006}Can't you see I'm eating it?
{130010}{130104}You blind or something?
{130108}{130171}- Got any money?|- No.
{130176}{130240}Sure you've got some money.
{130245}{130379}I've only got what's left|of my benefit money.
{131297}{131419}This is DJ Conni's Night Shift.|You can phone in now.
{131424}{131585}It's so good to talk at night and|the songs I play are your songs.
{131614}{131686}Conni? It's Paul here!
{131718}{131868}You know me.|I've talked to you before.
{131873}{131942}I was downtown.
{131946}{132097}Two guys attacked me|and took all my money.
{132168}{132279}They took my hamburger and|ate it.
{132283}{132353}I'm on welfare benefit.
{132357}{132427}Not because I've fared well|or had
{132431}{132541}any benefit from it.
{132546}{132708}But because all I can do|is be here and phone you.
{132712}{132755}That's sad.
{132759}{132843}What can I play for you?
{132847}{132951}- Am I on the air?|- Yes.
{132956}{133019}I want to hear "My Way."
{133023}{133111}That's me.
{133114}{133211}I do it all my way.
{136511}{136638}The caretaker said he put|his stuff in there.
{137134}{137210}"Dreams:
{137215}{137311}At the bottom of them we|perceive the merciless
{137315}{137428}onslaught of reality."
{138669}{138771}No, I'm not dead.
{138813}{138866}I've gone off to sea.
{138870}{138922}I am sailing the blue sea in
{138926}{139039}the mansions of the father.
{139043}{139146}On these fishing banks of the|dead
{139150}{139219}there are no restrictions.
{139222}{139378}Here in the depths of eternity|I am lying cold and alone.
{139384}{139498}I hear the trees rustling.
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